September 2010
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Things I Yell at Screens
Computer (Internet): Dammit, Youtube!
Window: Ugh, LET THE FLY OUT, just LET IT OUT!
TV: Ahhh!!! No, I can’t believe that just happened!
Computer (Document): No, I meant YES - SAVE, dammit, dammit, ugh, I’m gonna have to write that whole essay all over again oh my God, NO.
Computer (Crash): ……Oh shit! *sobs*
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Failed Joke of the Day - 3rd Period AP Lit
Teacher: What is significant about the name of the Globe Theater? Why was it called the Globe?
Julia: Ha, well, it's round for one thing.
Teacher: *disappointed stare*
Classmate: All the world's a stage.
Julia: (aside) Why does no one understand my humor?! It's like nobody here had ever told a sarcasm before....
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Pogo - Go Out and Love Someone
I actually watched...
Going on Sims 3.
littlemissshorty:
TO KILL EVERYONE.
Is it sad that I can totally relate to this?
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Charlie's On a List of Hot Guys. CHEERS! →
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Finally Watching Percy Jackson
and I spent the entire movie going “If his name is Luke, how can he be a good guy? There’s, like, NO WAY he’s a good guy. I mean, come on, unless you’re totally disregarding the fact that SATAN is named LUCIFER…which you really can’t do in a story based on mythology. It’s mythology - you can’t ignore archetypes. God, Percy, WHY ARE YOU SO GENRE...
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The Reason I Can Count My Friends On One Hand:
Julia: Is it weird that "I want to rape youuuu" is a normal statement for me?
Jen: It's a normal statement for everyone at our school.
Julia: Well that's good to know...
Jen: Completely normal. Almost like saying you want to jump off a bridge during the school year!
Educational Irony
In-school internet: Can get on Tumblr, Sparknotes, and Gmail chat. Cannot get on Barnes and Noble or textbooks.com. FAILURE.
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I'm Like a Dalek: I Just Keep Showing Up
Welcome to another school year.
Today being my last first day of high school, I decided to get myself back on Tumblr. Somehow, this seems backwards. But also very necessary, as this isn’t blocked at school. SCORE!
So, the posting will be sporadic, but I’ll be around.